The Neeewww UFC Heavyweight Champion of the World –Again…
Thank you to all who support me. You gave me strength in the fight. -Cain Velasquez
Fans at the airport welcome new champion Cain Velasquez back home... with mariachis http://youtu.be/KG2dECRNU3w -UFC
Adult Diapers, Aisle Three
Any establishment that sells diuretics but does not have a bathroom is just cruel #30minuteparkingenforcement -Ronda Rousey
Sounds Like a Threat
@danhardymma when you coming back to vegas let's make some green drinks. I'll give you my bone broth recipe -Forrest Griffin
And a Time Machine
Someone bring me a zima. -Scott Jorgensen
“@Scottjorgensen: Someone bring me a zima.” Haha and a Walkman -Chris Camozzi
Hot Yoga, It’s Totally Manly, Bro!
Heading to @hyi505 for some hot yoga with @CubSwanson @LilSteveSwanson new year resolution to get more flexible in my old age -Isaac Vallie-Flagg
Nature or Nurture?
Why is she so weird? pic.twitter.com/aqpyEer5 -Matt Mitrione
What About Unicorns?
Found this carved into the wood at my seat in a sushi restaurant im eating at http://instagr.am/p/UCwW00w0kB/ -Rory MacDonald
More Atypical Graffiti
This is the kind of bathroom graffiti I like to see. pic.twitter.com/CSwFjCZY -Amir Sadollah
Coming Jan 22 to FX http://bit.ly/ZYj3xm -Dana White
Or Just Hungry
If I said I want to go to Sandwich Island, would you think I was crazy? #FactOfFiction -Dan Hardy
Like How You Roll, Mitch
I have a briefcase full of tacos, that's not a metaphor for anything, I just like tacos -Mitch Clarke
But He’s Not Wrong
I once heard @seanshelby say that "styles don't make fights, he & Joe Silva make fights". #cocky #ufc #mma -Kenny Florian
Senior Discount Hookups, Bro!
Since I started to go to mass in the mornings, the average age of my new homies is significantly higher. -Danny Castillo
Way Better than, “I’m Clumsy”
#StoryBehindMyScar This crazy Brazilian got the best of me -Cub Swanson
The Culmination of Your Life’s Work
Haven't had any partial nude toilet pics lately. I'm sorry for letting you guys down. Expect a zombie themed toilet pic soon. You're welcome -Daron Cruickshank
Future “Cage Fighter”
Father of the year award http://instagr.am/p/T7QhLczFmE/ -Ian McCall
That Catch-Phrase is so 2012!
@benfowlkesMMA @dannyboydownes I know, Bro. I know. Just let me bang, ok, bro? -Julie Kedzie
You’ll Never Get in Tweets of the Week with Lame Tweets like…
Yo what's happening everybody!!! -Stipe Miocic
Tweets of the Week - 1/4
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